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Baby Got Book
That is the title of a popular video on GodTube, and as you can guess it is a rewrite of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", except it's about the Bible.
The video is by the Momentum Christian Church, which is "a church for people who hate going to church." Though I am not a member of their target audience, people in their 20s and early 30s, I have to say that their efforts are pathetic.
Maybe it's because I'm not in touch with the average Momentum Churchgoer who is probably white, but if this Dan Smith fool went to the hood, I bet you his ass would be dead within one minute. "Hey, what's going on 'homies'? Have you heard the word of Christ brah? He was a hardcore gangster, like Tupac. For shizzle!" Bang, somebody done shot a white man, and everyone leaves a note saying:
We ain't seen nothin'.Now, there are just some things white people can't do without being shot. Saying "nigger" in public is one of them, as Dog the Bounty Hunter recently reminded us all. Another is saying that they're "down" with black people. Finally, there's rapping.
-Signed, Everybody
I'm sorry, but throughout the history or rap (and I'll even give you hip-hop, I'm that generous) white people have given us three acts-Vanilla Ice, House of Pain, and Eminem. Concerning him, Eminem's blackness is under review-there must be some in him considering White America's previous attempts. The Beastie Boys don't count either, they unintentionally precluded the abortions of music genres known as nu metal and rapcore. Anything awesome they did was negated by that.
Here, watch a white man rap about Jesus and prove me wrong:
22 Manifestos:
And don't even get me started on how they raped Thriller.
I'm straight up and "down" with black people! I could likely get elected Prime Minister of Jamaica.
Boom-shaka-laka-boom!
Me so holy.
lol
Is "raped" urban slang for you liked it? That video was funny! Dan has me on the verge of salvation!!
I think I'm gonna fuckin' puke.
All these fringe "honey let's make a church" churches also make me a tad naseuous.
psych!
Dude Vanilla Ice is a fucking embarrassment. How the fuck did he sell records???
I think Osama bin Laden should rap. Talk about the "tough" Jihadi life and give us an insight like 2Pac did with inner city America.
That was scarey
Uhhh, for once I'm speechless about this shit...Is the church that desperate for new converts?
Sweet Jeebus, Woozie. After watching ten seconds of that 'rap', I feel the need for an exorcism.
That was awesome! Keep it up, Christian brother!
I lasted 21 seconds
"ThoughT I am not a member of their target audience"
Nazified Mo-Fo, cut the head off that cross.
I don't know if I really have a problem with a fat fuck trying to get laid by appealing to Christian ladies. Good luck to him, is what I say.
And to paraphrase Bill Hicks, people who don't believe in evolution usually look like they were made in one day.
Oh. my. goodness. Your only problem with this video is that it's a white guy rapping?
I have nothing further to add at this juncture.
Both videos were so bizzare that I am at a loss for words.
Are you sure it they are not mocking Christians? If I was a christian,watching them would make me denouce the bible.
ewweee nasty business.
HAHAHAHAH! I fucking love that caption on Jean-Luc Picard's photo!!!!
That video was funny. Though, I'm glad I couldn't hear the lyrics on account of my deafness. I can't stand preaching, and from the looks of that video, there was a lot of preaching going on.
that was hypnotic.
he's better than that fool with a clock around his neck.
Brutal, simply brutal, that is all I can say.
I wonder how much he paid those black kids to be in the video.
I just had to show this video to my kids. They wanted toknow if it was meant as a joke.
if you want a real real REAL good laugh, please watch the white rapper show.
Now that was some good clean fun.
Oh yeah baby.
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