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Sandy Vaginas
When I think of the National Organization of Women, I think of mostly rational women being led by somewhat rational feminists. They, like any advocacy group, are bound to get grains of sand in their vagina from time to time. And that's okay.
But the New York State chapter of NOW is another story. NOW-NYS literally has hundreds of tons of sand in its cavernous, bat-infested vagina. And they just queefed a couple hundred pounds of it all over Ted Kennedy and Barack Obama.
Today they put out a press release titled "Senator Kennedy Betrays Women by Not Standing
For Hillary Clinton for President". You really should go there and read the whole thing, their stupidity is staggering. Flaws in logic and the occasional instance of Grammar Jewry aside, this press release is the most sexist load of rhinoceros shit yet dumped on the primary season.
News Flash you cunts: The world does not revolve around a giant vagina, much like it does not revolve around a giant penis. To expect Ted Kennedy to support Hillary Clinton because she's a woman is profoundly retarded. And considering that 100 years ago blacks and women were both second-class citizens, it is profoundly immature to suggest supporting a black man is somehow less progressive than supporting a woman.
They must be obsessed over some vast penile conspiracy against 'womyn' kind, with Barack Obama as their Fuhrer. This vast penile conspiracy also includes Howard Dean (DNC chairman), the Progressive Democrats of America, yours truly, and Dennis Kucinich. Yes, even Dennis Kucinich, the man who wouldn't harm Hitler, is hellbent on the enslavement of womyn across the world.
I can't lambast these asinine bitches enough. I expect childish, inaccurate character assassination like this press release to come from Mitt Romney, not from an organization with a history of fighting for equality. Ted Kennedy is no saint. After all, he's a politician. But to insinuate that he's a regressive sexist for supporting Barack Obama? Are you fucking kidding me?
NOW-NYC, National NOW, and probably at some point Hillary Clinton herself have/will have distanced themselves from these rogue feminazis upstate, as should any rational human being.
Possibly the best thing that could come out of this unfortunate regression in the ethics of the campaign is if someone hacked NOW New York State's website and replaced their background image with Goatse. That would be truly epic, and worthy of many free internets.
18 Manifestos:
I know I'll never forget mine.
They must be obsessed over some vast penile conspiracy against 'womyn' kind
Much truth there. The first step on the road to stop being a victim is to stop acting like a goddamned victim.
I would say I'd lost respect for NOW except that I didn't have any to start with. This was about what I would expect from them.
That is stunning. Guess we can add to the list another group that perpetuates divisiveness among us.
Send 'em your thoughts. I did: info@nownys.org
This is just the start. Its going to be very close race, and all the crazies will be out in force.
As obvious in this post, we'll have lots of fun responding to their rants. But, as "Swift Boat" proved, focusing too much on them diverts our attention from the real issues.
Hillary's owes too much to too many vested interests. Let's have a final contest pitting a past-oriented candidate (McCain) against a future-oriented candidate (Obama).
Our country needs a leader who's going to forward the interests of those must live with the decisions of the next four years, not one who identifies more with those who'll be departing this planet before too long (like me).
it was obvious that it was gonna turn into a whole blacks vs women thing, sooner or later (or some people just think of it that way).
its damn stupid. its about as ridiculous as the members of parliment here in bahrain being elected because they're considered moral religious leaders, sport the bigger beards (the longer, the more religious!) and so on.
in the end you have a parliment composed of a bunch of total baboons who know how to pray better than anyone else, but have no idea how to fix unemployment, inflation, etc problems.
its all about the person and their policies, not where they're from or what frickin sex they are.
feminists are stupid, anyway.
The fact is organizations like this NOW group were started to achieve the goal of equality for minority groups. But the amount of money these organizations earn and the number of high paying jobs they employ prevent the organization from closing its doors after the goal is achieved. Women can vote, they practise law and medicine, they can pretty much do whatever they want. Hell, they can run for President. So the next goal for these equality groups is now supremacy. Equality has been achieved.
And to say that a man should support a woman for president because she is a woman implies that the specific woman does not have the qualifications to be president. If Senator Kennedy supports a specific candidate, his support is only meaningful if he can back his support with some sort of logical reasoning. Theoretically, if Kennedy says "Obama is the best choice because his stance on tax reform is better than Hillary's," that would have no basis on the candidate's gender.
The president (whoever gets elected) will be a person, not a reproductive organ. If the electorate has any sense whatsoever, the best candidate, not the best gender, will receive the most votes.
The way women have gone.... They are scary. I think they took women's lib in the wrong direction. Whatever, they have to live with it also.
ah, goatse
oh the memories....
great times, great times.
btw...I totally downloaded that awesome giant sandy vagina. Brilliant!
i didn't get to where i am today by dating women with sand in their vaginas.
Just another example of how our profoundly retarded citizens make the election process farcical. Punch 'em in the tits for being dumb!
i'm surprised your arab readers haven't pointed out that clinton's new york constituency includes a considerable number of zionists who consider obama isufficiently israelimanic.
*laughing*
Holy fuck!
That bitch is so pissed, she can't keep her fucking syntax straight!
*chuckling still*
Why would anyone care who that drunk Ted Kennedy is supporting?
Woman is the nigger of the world.
Omar: Care to share your butt stretching tale?
Mama: What did they do to earn your non-respect?
Carlos: I could email them a picture of Goatse.
LH: That it does, which is why I think stuff like this is best quickly and forcefully condemned, and then forgotten. Giuliani doing that to the firefighters who say he's at fault for the FDNY deaths on 9/11 is the one thing Rudy's campaign did right.
Ammaro: Do you guys have Pai Mei as an MP? He had a long beard.
WIGSF: I'd like to believe their current goal is to maintain that equality, since there's always fringe morons like the Klan waiting to tear it down.
NOW-NYS is a different story though.
BBC: Women feed off of each other's bitchiness.
Rachel: Would you care to share your first Goatse? I know I remember mine.
Bp: You got to where you are today by dating guys with sand in their manginas, right?
Paz: I prefer Stomp 'Em In The Nuts.
Unokhan: I've noticed Obama and Israel coming up more and more often. Why should we give a damn? What American politician would be dumb enough to tell Israel to fuck off, whether or not they deserve it, after seeing what happened to Bush 41 when he did it?
Gadfly: See, I'd send her to the ovens. Reclusive Grammar Jews.
Ben: Because if you don't he'll run his car off a bridge and leave you to drown.
Jon Lenin: And Nigger is the Woman of Omicron Persei VIII.
Check out this couch it looks a lot like your sand sculpture.
"Senator Kennedy Betrays Women by Not Standing
For Hillary Clinton for President"
WTF.
Thats like saying Hulk Hogan should be ashamed of himself for not supporting a white person.
Wow, that is definitely the result of too much sand in the cooter.
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