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LaDaunte 25:17-
The path of the righteous Sambo is beset on all sides by the deliciousness of the chicken, and the juiciness of the watermelon.
Blessed is he, who in the name of fried foods and Kool-Aid, shepherds the soulless through the valley of funk, for he is truly his nigga's keeper, and the drinker of much grape drink.
And I will strike down upon thee with drivebys and tofurkey, those who attempt to lynch and defunkify my niggas. And you will know my name is Boss Nigger, when I lay my Tec-9 upon thee!
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Here's a Samuel L. Jackson soundboard, so you can call your friends and cut their incessant rambling off with "Shut The Fuck Up!"
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We bought Apples to Apples over the weekend. One of the best games around, you should buy it.
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I stole my friend's seat in AP Euro today (because someone else stole mine) and rather than being boring and telling me to get up, he threatened my sanity with a lap dance. Being as how my seat was still occupied, I stayed in his, and he actually sat in my lap and warned that he would start shaking his ass. My seat was relinquished, and I gave him a C+ for effort.
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Countrywide really got fucked in the ass today, didn't they? One year ago their stock was trading at $45/share, and today it was at $6/share. That's what those pissbuckets get for selling people into those sub-prime mortgages. And their former CEO, Andrew Hitler, gave back $37.5 million from a retirement bonus, saying "it was the right thing to do". Little did he mention that he kept over $40 million in benefits. Lying shithead to the very end.
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One iconic democratic family snubbed the other when two Kennedys, Caroline (JFK's daughter) and Ted, endorsed B. Hussein Obama for president yesterday and today respectively. Getting support from who is practically the democratic establishment This has already drawn positive comparisons between Obama and JFK, including their inspirational and leadership qualities. Let's just hope their fates do not wind up being comparable.
All in all, bad news for HilDog.
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This is a big political week. State of the Union tonight, Florida primary tomorrow, and debates Wednesday and Thursday nights. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to flip between the primary/debates and American Idol auditions. Sorry CNN, but your Zerg Rush of exit polls and interactive maps doesn't beat egotistical vocal apocalypses.
In Conclusion:
Mitt Romney is still one of the biggest douchebags in recorded history, just above Chairman Mao and just below Napoleon Bonaparte.
Listen to the Hymn of the Soviet Union
Tell your friends about The Tome of Communism
22 Manifestos:
Let's just hope their fates do not wind up being comparable.
I second that notion.
Yeah, I compared the two like, a week ago.
We have Apples to Apples at my store. But the company sold out to big business and now retails at WalMart...So after we sell all of them, we won't get anymore in.
I have to admire your friend's deep attachment to his chair and his willingness to torture you to get it back.
a revolution is not a tea party
"Zerg rush of exit polls"
God I feel like a geek for knowing what you're talking about. It's time to install that game again and play me some 'craft. Off to Halo 3 for now though. It's the only way I can keep from exploding after 2.5hrs of fucking accounting.
Hey....I owe you some chicken man.
Sat in your lap and offered you a dance? He SO has a crush on you. The chair was just an excuse.
(What a sight that would have been! :-D)
C+ for effort?
You greatly short change the lap dance maneuver.
They are all fucking douchebags, and one of them will be voted into office.
I hope that the next one gets caught fucking another monkey on a White House couch, at least we'll be entertained some.
"Caroline (JFK's daughter) and Ted, endorsed B. Hussein Obama for president" - heh. this made me smile. Even if Ted is incredibly stoopid.
Any cellphone pics of the lapdance?
So I know that CS gave you this award already, but I gave it to you again.
Apples to Apples is pretty fun. Not as fun as Balderdash with homoerotic drawings, but still pretty fun.
AMERICAN! MOTHERFUCKER!
DO YOU SPEAK IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS "COURICS" IN MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN!!!
LIKE MOTHERFUCKING 0.0271 DOWNTOWN FOXY BROWN!!! IS EQUAL TO ONE MOTHERFUCKING COURIC!
FUCK THAT "ROYAL WITH MAURY BULLSHIT!"
what ever happened to nikolai volkoff?
samuel l jackson is the slickest muthafucker alive! seriously. i've been thinking about writing a tribute to him for a while but could never muster up something good enough...
anyway, see?! the similarities just keep comin! JFK now?! HES GONNA GET SHOT, I TELL YOU!
On the Countrywide thingy...It's hard one to pinpoint babe. It's not just countrywide selling the loans...it's a trickle effect. Countrywide was HUGE...HUGE... so they were one of the ones that bought loans from other smaller lenders, THOSE are the loans that defaulted. Not so much the ones that countrywide did. I work for a mortgage company and we have so far made it through okay...b/c we do not do loans that don't make sense. It is sad to say, but alot of loan officers would put people in loans that they knew these people couldn't afford stating that they would refi them out of it later, but then they couldn't do the refinance. One of your biggest problems are builders that hold no accountability and brokers that would put people in ARMS that had huge prepayment penalties and they couldn't afford to get out of them. The smaller lender...aka me... tries to help the screwed borrower, but now its like they are so far in the hole we can't dig them out. Countrywide just got shafted too b/c no one will lend them the money..that is why it was so easy for Bank of America to buy them out. Countrywide offices might seriously close down.
Now...Romney...why oh why do you say that about the republican love of my life?
"Listen to the Hymn of the Soviet Union?" That's new! Haha.
i was in boston in 06 working for a mortgage company... now that was just a shitty time... people couldnt refinance because house prices were dropping, dropping! ridiculous... it was the intro to this whole crisis thing
HAHAHAHAHA Courics!!!!! Give Romney a break...he's down with Baha Men and Bling Bling.
Orhan: let's also hope Obama's not a closet womanizing dick.
Sammantha: You better hurry up and get it, I can't tell you how much fun it is. Snatch it from their corporate bourgeoisie claws.
CS: Yes, he has immense balls to do that in a class of 30-something.
Konig: There is no fear in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, my son. Only Pasta, Love, and Sauciness.
Unokhan: Nigra you lost me. Get my sandwich, didymao.
Carlos: KeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKev
Taqo: Well, I am a sexy beast. I can't blame him if he was stunned into slaving over my crotch.
Omar: Though it was entertaining because of it's peculiarity, he failed to either make it erotic enough or awkward enough to prompt my movement. C-Fucking-Plus. Where's the chicken, mule?
BBC: Delicious bestiality.
Kalibitch: No, not this time. His little Mexican ass is camera-shy. Maybe next time?
Thinker: Why do athletes, especially black athletes, always thank Jesus for awards they get?
WIGSF: Oh come on. Nothing, in any game, beats the combination of "Romantic" and "Terrorist Attack", or "Compassionate" and "Adolf Hitler", or "Fragrant" and "Mexico/Cuba".
Gadfly: Nigga what in the holy hellfuck is wrong with your lilly white ass thinking you can run your fat redneck mouth off at a nigga like that? YOu done lost your fucking mind you twinkle-toed communist shit. Turn off the motherfucking caps lock before I send you over to Dead Whitey Storage. Feel me bitch-ass nigga?!
BP: Nikolai Volkoff died with the Motherland; he's currently residing in California under the name Steve Jobs.
Ammaro: NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE AIN'T GONNA GET SHOT! (*aside* O lawd, please don' let him get shot....)
Ellie: Well I've been put in my place...I feel like I owe you a sandwich or something.
Sorry about ol' Mitt Romney. He is a communist though.
Nashe: What can I say? It's a catchy tune!
Ammaro: You voluntarily moved to Boston? Y'all don't know shit over there, do you?
Natalie: Yes! Someone gets the post reference! I promote you to Supreme Commander!
Oh my god, I heard about the Baha Men comment too! He must be down, for shizzle.
for the record i had to look up 'courics'. big pts 4 natalie.
on the other hand 'didymao' must be COSese-- where's Uncle Tom Cruise when ya need him..
The media is feeding on the fears of so many individuals and reporting false information that they know nothing about. It's not your fault
You wouldn't know, unless you were licensed to do loans in MD.
did i mention the word voluntarily anywhere in that sentence? i sure dont remember doing so.
and what do you mean ya'll dont know shit? i know shit. i know lotsa shit.
for more shit, please visit www.ratemypoo.com
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