Friday, May 23, 2008

Some cheese with that whine?

11 Manifestos:

Lord Omar said...

I'd donate $175 to a hard working artist for this piece. I enjoy the effect the bare (primed?) canvas has on the overall presentation of this shimmering boatscape.

Lord Omar said...

In many cultures it is considered rude not to haggle over price.

leslie said...

Hey Bunny, I just got this email. Let me know if you want me to hook you up. She sounds like just the woman for you, and notice the sly way she lets me know she's rich.

And if she thinks I'm "completely charming", she might think you're good looking or smart or both.

xx

I met you in Santa Monica at an open air concert several years ago - and have seen you on other occasions from afar and you always look spectacular -so beautiful - so - you. I've spoken to you once, in Denver when I ran into you all at the airport, and you were completely charming, as I always knew you would be.

I know this may come across as odd, or forward or both, but would you ever consider having lunch with me while I'm in New York City?

I am 58 years old, married, and on the board of many foundations that bring me to New York almost monthly. It would be my treat and you may pick whichever restaurant you like!

Hoping to hear from you,
Lydia

Lord Omar said...

not in my culture

LOL

True enough. A culture that embraces the economy of the covetous seldom soars to its promised heights. Good luck with that.

Lord Omar said...

No, you coming across as an unread and feeble buffoon on the radio was retarded. This? This is where you shine. This is where you belong. Make love to your substandard mediocrity while we watch and swoon.

Svetlana Alliluyeva said...

I like the painting lord omar. Thickly applied acrylic always makes my day.

leslie said...

No, you coming across as an unread and feeble buffoon on the radio was retarded. This? This is where you shine. This is where you belong. Make love to your substandard mediocrity while we watch and swoon.

FINALLY. And if you ever gag me again you will pay dearly.

Woozie said...

Ugh, no more fucking drama. It's been three days, everyone get over themselves.

Lord Omar said...

Huh, so you can undo what the boss does.

Lord Omar said...

Please don't tell me you think I'm Svetlana Alliluyeva.

Lord Omar said...

I was wondering what you were on about up above here.