Baby Mama Drama, or Barack Obama's Badonkadonk of a Campaign

For Shizzle My Nizzle.

First Fox News contributor Liz Trotta joked about Hillary's RFK fuckup, "and now we have what some are reading as a suggestion to knock off Osama, er, Obama-well both if we could" and then anchor E.D. Hill introduced a segment on Barack fist bumping Michelle by calling it a "terrorist fist jab" which was probably the most lulzworthy thing to come out of this bastion of bias and brutish brainlessness since Bill O'Reilly comparing the Daily Kos to Nazi Germany.

And now this. Though not quite as lulzy as the terrorist fist jab, this is pretty good.

In an interview with that dry sagging cunt Michelle Malkin, the graphic on the bottom of the screen repeatedely referred to Michelle Obama as Barack's baby mama. Now, for those of you (probably white) people who, like Fox News, don't know what a baby mama is but you think you know what it is, let me tell you this: sit down and shut up, you are wrong.

A baby mama is a woman who gives birth to a man's child, but she is not that man's wife or girlfriend. Thus, she is just his baby mama. Whereas Michelle and Barack Obama have been married since October 1992. Therefore she is his main bitch, and not a simple baby mama. Fox News does not know black people. And they need to stop acting like they do.