Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sunshine of Your Love

Yesterday afternoon was the first time Rockville's seen the sun in weeks, and even then it only stuck around for about 20 minutes. For the past month or so it's been raining with temperatures holding steady around 50 degrees. It's like London, without any of the chicness, history, or royalty. Often I find myself wondering if I'm making Rockville out to be worse than it is, not on here but in my own mind. An acquaintance of mine from high school, now a freshman at Columbia, is stupidly excited to come back to "The Roc". I've unfortunately never been but I have a feeling if I sat foot in New York City the only way you'd get me to leave is in a pine box. I guess we're just different people. More likely he stayed in contact with his high school friends; I haven't talked to all but the closest of mine since high school, and I don't really mind. Again, different people.

To help break the boredom I applied for a menial seasonal retail position at an electronics store that more-or-less replaced CompUSA and Circuit City when they packed up and left town years ago. It pays below minimum wage (commission's supposed to make up for the difference) so it's not glamorous, but the way I see it getting paid $4 an hour to tell the confused parent they should not buy their ten year old son Left 4 Dead 2 beats getting paid nothing to be in the house for six weeks. But the earliest I'll hear back from them is in 7-10 business days, so I will happily (?) be missing out on Black Friday.

Funny I should mention excuses to get out of the house, though; I went to visit my grandmother at her nursing home today. She didn't remember my name.

21 Manifestos:

unokhan said...
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unokhan said...

whoah dood, i never noticed u mentioned yer grandmama was somewhere else now. don't mean to b cavalier or cold and don't know if yall were ever close, but-- whew, eh?

mary has posted a picture of herself n drag and i am discombobulated. that canukistani's got balls..

this is a good time of year to begin putting some employment on yer resume. coz even if you can't stand the gig or even if u get fired it won't raise many questions.

dayum. mary come here NOW. and bring multifarious restraints.

Nashe^ said...

The Roc... I'm gonna find a nickname for my town now. And at least your grandma meets new people every day, eh? That's gotta be exciting or something.


In other news, it's 10AM and I'm listening to Britney.

Omar said...

$4 an hour? Are you fucking serious? Go wait tables, at least you'll get tips. That and working restaurants is fun, fun, fun when you're young. Copious amounts of sex is a fringe benefit!

BrightenedBoy said...

Sorry to hear about your grandmother's condition.

And, for the record, you're not overstating the unique charms of southern Maryland; I've never actually been to Rockville, but I've traveled in that area quite extensively, and I despise it.

Woozie said...

Uno: I don't think I did mention it, I just forgot I guess. And yes, phew. She needed to be there quite some time ago, and at least in the physical sense she looked a lot better than she did here in later years.

Mary makes a charming lady, but she needn't stop by Maryland on her merry way to cajun country. Unless she's bringing some magnificent dining from Shel's Diner and Pub, that is.

Nashe: lol, you're horrible

And yeah I imagine that's exciting for her :P

Omar: There's a couple diners and a Bob Evans in Athens, maybe I'll check those out? I'm mostly taking this cause it's there and I'm almost guaranteed to get it. Depending on how it goes I might look around for other options.

BB: I've only been to St. Mary's County once, and that was when I was 8 or something like that, but I remember it being very boring. Rockville's just north of DC so it's not quite the same area, but it just feels so generic suburbia around here these days. Either it wasn't always like this or my tastes evolved.

unokhan said...

it takes balls for a straight man to go boldly......by the way i see white go-go boots.....can u think of a man who wore them?

unokhan said...

okay, u can exhale now
http://www.flickr.com/photos/the_first_rays/3974813403/

billy pilgrim said...

20 years of schoolin and they put you on the day shift.

Omar said...

..but she needn't stop by Maryland on her merry way to cajun country.

What? Well, what if I were to wear my Carthaginian General number? Would a young officer want to join the corps for a little pre-battle manly man-love then? Uno can peel us grapes while we make the magic happen!

BBC said...

The Roc... I'm gonna find a nickname for my town now.

I live on the outskirts of Monkeyville.

We love to bitch about the rain at times but I often remind myself to be thankful that we don't get a lot of snow to deal with here in the winter.

unokhan said...

mary, i wouldn't peel a grape even for beulah, who above all peeps deserves it. nuthin personal but sorry hun.

it's jimi's birthday. all things are possible on this magic day. but not that.

Omar said...

s'all right. I unnerstan. Truly I do.

Josh said...

You know, Mama Cass totally did *not* choke to death on a ham sandwich. That's an ugly and pernicious rumor that's been around ever since she died. Too bad, too.

Woozie said...

Uno: Have to admit, I didn't guess that at all. Should I pay more attention to my 1960s rock fashion?

BP: Really it's only 15 years or so of schooling in my case, but I'll get back to you after college and by then Bobby's words should have more accurate resonance.

Omar: I love grapes!

Uno: Heartbreaker.

Josh: That I did know, actually. I forget where I first heard that rumor, but I know the first time I heard of Mama Cass was on an episode of the original Scooby-Doo she guest starred in. I used to love that episode.

unokhan said...

chicken sandwich?

Woozie said...

<3

Amélie said...

FOUR DOLLARS????????????????????


I'm sorry I'm Canadian and can't get over this.

secret agent woman said...

Getting paid is good. Getting out of the house is also good. But I'm sorry about your grnadmother.

(I love that song.)

Orhan Kahn said...

In the words of Elvis, "I'm losing my mind, man."

Walk A Mile In My Shoes
Elvis Presley
On Stage

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